STARBRITE LORE
These are all the re-named brands, media properties, and celebrities in the Starbrite universe, plus the people and places of Perla Point. For more info, check out the Lore page or the Perla Point page! This page is being updated in perpetuity as our group members come up with newer and sillier names for stuff.
NAVIGATION
Media Properties
- Battle Cats = Warrior Cats
- Hammerstar = died tragically :(
- Captain Universe = Captain America
- Ecstacy = Euphoria (the tv show)
- Jenny’s Body = Jennifer’s Body
- Law And Order: IRS Criminal Investigation = Law And Order
- It’s about tax law now! Starring Detective Rose and Detective Trzetrzelewska.
- Live Laugh! = Love Live!
- Blasphemous Snow = Saint Snow
- Dull Gray City = Dazzling White Town
- Life Note = Death Note
- Love Bites = reality tv show about vampire LARPers
- Mesozoic Park = Jurassic Park
- North Of Crows = fantasy novel
- Reddey = Bluey
- Some of the Crooked Saints by Maddie Stepwater = All The Crooked Saints by Maggie Stiefvater
- WCU/Warvel Comics = MCU/Marvel Comics
- Wizard Of Odd/Warlock of Boz = Wizard Of Oz
- Whisker Watch = Paw Patrol
- Wonderful Woman = Wonder Woman
- Jane Ties = James Bond
- Starweir = Stargate
- Starweir: Olympus = Stargate: Atlantis
- Donjons & Drakes = Dungeons & Dragons
- Stardew Gully = Stardew Valley
Brands and Companies
“O’Donald’s- I’m wishin’ for it!”
- O’Donald’s jingle, 1986-20XX
Brands/Websites/Apps
- Myspace = Dominant form of social media
- Instagraph or Binstagram = Instagram
- Binterest = Pinterest
- Friendbook = Facebook
- Kindling = Tinder
- Blewit = Reddit
- cBay = eBay
- Gregslist = Craigslist
- Also known as Daveslist or Steveslist in the UK.
- AberrantArt = DeviantArt
- Bluebubble = Redbubble
- BeBop = Cricut
- Maybe Putty = Silly Putty
- Brayola = Crayola
- Chill Thrill = Manic Panic
- Elyvator = Lyft
- RickRack = Tiktok
- Musical.ly = also Tiktok
- Justin.tv = Twitch
- Yell = Yelp
- Feelin = therapy app
- Triolingo = Duolingo
- uPad = iPad
- Ceres = Siri
- OurTube = Youtube
- Snapple Music = Apple Music
- Shudderstock = Shutterstock
- iNeed = Indeed
- Thinkedin = Linkedin
- Ninninedo = Nintendo (the “ten” has been replaced with “nine”)
- Ninninedo We = Nintendo Wii
- My Channel = Mii Channel
- Luigi Kart = Mario Kart
- Stick Em Up = sticky notes/Post Its
- Danrio = Sanrio
- Your Melody = My Melody
- Starlite = cosmetic brand
Stores/Restaurants
- 8/12 = 7/11
- Critterville = Petsmart
- Hot Take = Hot Topic
- Ikee = Ikea
- Jered Jewelers = Jared’s
- Joann’s = Joann
- Sea Cookie = Starbucks
- Little Constantine’s = Little Ceasar’s
- Mallmart = Walmart
- O’Donald’s = McDonalds, inexplicably Scottish-themed despite the name
- O’Nuggets = McNuggets
- Sheets Showers & S’more = Bed Bath & Beyond
- Spendco = Costco
- PriceInc = evil Costco
- Traitor Joe’s = Trader Joe’s
- GameSpot = GameStop
- Dunkin’ Dots = Dippin’ Dots
- Dippin’ Donuts= Dunkin’ Donuts
Foods
- Hydrox cookies = has replaced Oreos
- Very Bad Kids = Sour Patch Kids
- Sunny Chips = Sun Chips
People
Novas
- Death Nellie = goth with a giant xylophone
- Turkey Bowler = redhead butch with a turkey/bowling theme
- Flower Child = hippie with emotion-altering flower scents, support class
- Spellbound = only has magic attacks, no weapon
- Skirmish = only has weapon, no magic attacks (are they dating? 🤔)
Fallen Stars
- Canteen Queen = evil lunch lady
- The Ringtail Bandit = raccoon thief
- Rockabilly = greaser rogue with a sentient motorcycle, semi-retired
- Asmodeus = devil-themed, Cambion’s ex
- Freedom Eagle = just the worst
Celebrities/Historical Figures
- Snakesphere = Shakespeare (Shakespeare exists also, possibly rivals)
- Dharles Chickens = Charles Dickens
- Van Going = Van Gogh
- Kathy Perrier = Katy Perry
- Greta Kelly = silent film actress
- Scartin Morsese = Martin Scorsese
- Sum 51 = Sum 41
- Thunder McQueen = Lightning McQueen
Want to know more about the world of Starbrite? Check out the Perla Point page!
